Dear Agony

I fear I'm getting dumber as a result of being in the army for too long. I call it the Ang Kia Liang syndrome, named after a certain personality I encounter in my army life. AKLs is characterized by an inability to respond to situations that require immediate attention, working in a trance-like mode, acting like a retard and most importantly, growing fatigue.

I need a long long break. Jonathan Yip suggest we go on a road trip, but that'll have to wait till he ORD in 2011. That's one year before the world is supposed to end isn't it? At least we get a year to enjoy the aftermath of a brain damaging experience. We can cruise around in our wheelchair, bring our hot exotic maids to the far flung lands of the earth, and basically smoke cigars and drink whiskey. That's my idea of a road trip.

Seriously.

Mr TC. Shut you big gap when you have nothing to say but want to make a 'suggestion' so as to remain prominent. We all know you CS powers and your ass-licking is top notch. You are hated for that. But you become despised when you interfere in matters not concerning you. Please use your other talents and abilities which I'm sure are many and much more appropriate. One boss may like it, but let's not generalize too quickly eh. When enough people hate you, you can no longer hide behind that one man no matter how big he is. And you can stop passing comments that shows what a gay ass you are.

Mr BK. Shut your bigger gap and stop emailing everyone about your exploits everyday. I would also appreciate if you kept your comments to yourself. They reek of insincerity and lameness. They disgust me to no end. If you are good, you don't need to self-advertise shamelessly. You strike me as the hopeless sort who will do anything to climb to the top. Yeah, even stepping on the heads of the very people who are your 'friends'. So buzz off and leave me to do my honest work alone. To think that some people actually have good opinion of you. And for goodness sake, it's not like you signed on.

Mr TT. You started out well, but you chao keng and now are condemned in our eyes. Don't go the way of Eric. You will only be inside for only 2 years. Don't make it difficult when we meet outside and I cannot bear to look at you and recognize you as a friend or even someone who went through hardships together with me. Wait, you didn't even do that. Having said that, you're not as hopeless as the first 2. Please wake up your bleddy idea and get a life.

Mr SDL. You do your job you have to be hard, it's perfectly understandable. What's not understandable is that you do not match yourself up to the same standard. When you fall you'll fall hard. But since you work in such an organization, I guess your skill is essential and suitable. They probably don't care as long as you look like you're doing something to earn your 2k plus a month. So all the best cause while you remain inside looking out, harder workers will be throwing their money at you so you can feed your gambling habits and 'support' whoever is unfortunate to marry you.

Finally, I came into NS with a positive mindset, still have some semblance of it left, but realities of the system has settled in. Yeah November, end quickly and painlessly. Sunny June, I'm waiting for you. Whatever shit comes, I'll take it. That's more than what any of the CSers can say for themselves.